tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57929022011-04-21T13:32:15.946-05:00Straight White GuyStuff Everyone Should Read at LEAST Once In Their Life....maybe....Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comBlogger2841100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1124898416302070972005-08-24T10:44:00.000-05:002005-08-24T10:46:56.306-05:00Munuvia is burning...... whoa... poor Pixy.... so many blogs nix'd in one fell swoop.... good luck, bro.... and get that damn tip jar working... you deserve more than just a pat on the back for all your hard work.. I mean that..Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066948785277952542003-10-23T17:39:00.000-05:002003-10-24T08:01:51.270-05:00Movable Type...here I come...Alright...stand by for an announcement....I am now at www.straightwhiteguy.com
Thanks to a HUGE amount of help from The King of Fools, I am now up and running...well, walking...dangit...crawling..on a new MT installation...so, wish me luck...anyway, I know the site sucks right now, but bear with me...
...after all..this IS a growing experience....HA!
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066931458475510452003-10-23T12:50:00.000-05:002003-10-23T13:55:14.190-05:00Give this Gentleman his MedalI've seen Russian "trawlers" in international waters before...yeah, right...fishing boats, my ass....hunks of junk with more electronic spook equipment than you could shake a stick at...we had our own ELINT ships...USNS Observation Island, for instance....but, at least we didn't try to disguise them as civilian ships....anyway, THIS GUY got his eyes damaged by the ENEMY, as far as I'm concerned..Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066918853478244332003-10-23T09:20:00.000-05:002003-10-23T09:20:53.336-05:00This just in...Italy funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis was wider than its shaft. The study took two years and cost over 180,000 Euros. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis was wider was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct its own study on the same subject. The French were Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066913598470118742003-10-23T07:53:00.000-05:002003-10-23T08:12:30.826-05:00Note to Hunters.....hunting season is upon us....I've never liked fishing, but I do enjoy hunting....this link here should be viewed by EVERY fisherman...and hunter...that visit my site....
...you'll never look at fishing the same way again....I promise...heh...
PETA won't like it very much...and if you did THIS, Dax, you would'nt need that muzzleloader....
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066910224530637772003-10-23T06:57:00.000-05:002003-10-23T06:58:56.976-05:00My Wife is a NutOK...she just CC'd me on an e-mail she sent to her folks back in Scotland....I think it is hilarious....I think it looks like she is making the adjustment from Scotland to Tennessee VERY well...hehehehe.....let me give you a little background...A couple of months ago, she had to take a "Written English Test" for her job.. .now.. .English IS her first language...as a matter of fact, it is her ONLYErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066905644860463142003-10-23T05:40:00.000-05:002003-10-23T05:41:33.753-05:00Bad Joke of the DayOn the day of their 50th wedding anniversary, the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on.
She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looks up from his newspaper and says, "Yes dear, you wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nods Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066860748447148662003-10-22T17:12:00.000-05:002003-10-22T17:14:02.733-05:00Ode to FrankJEveryone, I'm SURE, knows about FrankJ's great hatred of Monkeys....so, with him in mind, I am posting this little monkey story...I have no idea where it came from, but I've had it in my inbox for ages...so, being that I'm in a sharing mood...here you go...
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066846619321775892003-10-22T13:16:00.000-05:002003-10-22T13:16:59.263-05:00Drinkin' for a Good CauseLooks like Geoffrey is in for a pretty good weekend...He's busy joining in with a bunch of rebel-rousers who are planning a pub crawl for charity....now THERE is an idea...being sponsored to drink...dang..some guys have all the luck.....anyway, go on over to Dog Snot Diaries and put a few tips in the jar....after all, helping someone get toasty AND raising money for a worthy cause is a DOUBLE Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066838946734292192003-10-22T11:09:00.000-05:002003-10-22T11:26:23.693-05:00Baby Photo Timeawww...cute, huh?....well, this is my newest cousin, Major...anyway, as promised a while back, here is the little guy in his "wee publican" bib...sorry for the photo quality, but the little guy wouldn't stay still...he kept squirming around...I guess babies do that kinda stuff...although, if I knew someone was going to post my photo on the internet, I'd probably be trying to get away too...
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066780836861965412003-10-21T19:00:00.000-05:002003-10-21T19:15:07.170-05:00Magnetic Fridge Poetry....I was just over at Bad Money's site.....and...an idea hit me..he posts a lot of "love notes" to his wife that he has found, written, and collected over the years...well, to be truthful, it touched me...and so, I decided I'd go and look on my fridge and see if there was any poems...sure enough, there was...
Two years ago, my wife bought me a box of magnetic words....they come in all shapes and Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066774312954861142003-10-21T17:11:00.000-05:002003-10-21T17:12:19.796-05:00Sorry..it's that time again...Yip, it is Robert Service time!! WHOOO HOO......uh huh...whatever, I know how excited you all are...anyway, here is another little tidbit that I've always enjoyed...quit your bitchin' and just read it...out loud...seriously...no one is listening to you anyway...besides....it has a GREAT line in it that you can use over and over and over again..."If they just went straight they might go far"..now Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066772604167575342003-10-21T16:43:00.000-05:002003-10-21T16:48:31.910-05:00A Confession from my Life....When no one is around, I sing to myself...I think it is the only time that I can get away with it...usually, when I sing, people throw things at me...and then, I have to either get up and punch them in the napper, or run away...or quit singing....I'm a pretty horrible singer...and I guess I bring it on myself, but I like to sing old songs...I think the singers just sang better back then...singersErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066749061298283552003-10-21T10:11:00.000-05:002003-10-21T16:13:34.280-05:00More on Smoking BansI agree with this site's post....reminds me of a protester I saw Cambridge Mass. one time....back in 1997...he was dressed as a giant cigarette...complete with a giant filter for a hat...and he was ringing a bell with one hand, and smoking a cigarette with the other....and in between bell ringing, he'd yell at the top of his lungs...
"SMOKE'M IF YA GOT'EM!!...when cigarettes are outlawed, only Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066737231527477092003-10-21T06:53:00.000-05:002003-10-21T16:49:25.626-05:00Size Matters...It seems that "Short People" are mad now....those brainiacs at the University of Florida have figured out that "Tall People" get paid more...I don't believe that crap for a minute...I suppose somebody wants us tall people to say we're sorry for being tall....and that we don't intend to hurt their feelings, or make them feel "vertically challenged" or whatever......sheesh....it DOESN'T MATTER how Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066736745410724042003-10-21T06:45:00.000-05:002003-10-21T06:45:45.126-05:00BAAAD Joke of the Day...One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs.
Immediately all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066736426753881952003-10-21T06:40:00.000-05:002003-10-21T06:40:26.520-05:00Waiting to ExhaleI was in Nashville for the weekend last Saturday....I stayed at the Holiday Inn Select near the Opry Mills Mall....it was a nice hotel, in a good location...close to just about everything you'd want to see in Nashville...just a quick taxi ride from anything....but the "mood" of the hotel was the real kicker......in the past, I have gotten used to most hotels across this planet having a "no Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066689268399509182003-10-20T17:34:00.000-05:002003-10-20T17:34:28.210-05:00And Now for Something Completely Different...Alright, I normally post weird and crazy stuff, but this is SERIOUS.....I have a problem, and maybe some of you people can help...I have played acoustic guitar for almost 16 years now..although, you wouldn't know it to listen to me...I still sound like a beginner...anyway, my problem is that my sweat absolutely EATS guitar strings for breakfast...I normally play with Martin Extra Light gauge Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066684385850459062003-10-20T16:13:00.000-05:002003-10-20T16:14:39.820-05:00A Precautionary Tale...This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066677112825916182003-10-20T14:11:00.000-05:002003-10-20T14:11:52.773-05:00The Corner of the Bar Gang..Well, I've been included in an illustrious group of drinkers and gropers over at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon...I can't wait to get over there tonight and listen to the "war" stories...although, I might be in a weeee bit of trouble...only been in the "gang" 24 hours, and ALREADY I've been caught oggling at Serenity's floppy bits....DANG....Willie was NOT supposed to mention that!!...I can feel Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066654369195090342003-10-20T07:52:00.000-05:002003-10-20T16:15:50.880-05:00Dog Breath?BWHAHAHAHAH....sorry....but, BHWHAHAHAAHAH...and my Father-in-Law was a DENTIST in Scotland...oh, the Horror...
"LONDON (Reuters) - More than half of Britons could have breath that smells worse that their pet's, according to a survey.
And women are the worst offenders, with three out of five failing a sulphur emissions test, according to research by toothpaste manufacturer Aquafresh.
"Some Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066651154808722092003-10-20T06:59:00.000-05:002003-10-20T15:53:19.363-05:00Quickie Joke of the Day"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket.
'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered.
I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
In my mind, this quote ranks right up there with "If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so yummy..."
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066599093309205012003-10-19T16:31:00.000-05:002003-10-20T15:56:11.880-05:00Enter the Dragon..Hmmm....I like these quizzy things...turns out, I'm a big ole scary dragon....must have something to do with the red hair...but that "He tore his eyes from his sockets and used them to peer into the souls of those on trial to make a judgement. " thing is just CRAZY...
You are Form 5, Dragon: The Weaver.
"And The Dragon seperated the virtuous from the sinful. He tore his eyes from his sockets Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066595031949846602003-10-19T15:23:00.000-05:002003-10-19T16:12:28.990-05:00The "Phantom" Masturbator....once again...in the interest of lowering the tone of my humble blog ONCE AGAIN, I offer you this....a story of weirdness in GIGANTIC proportions...is it coming from Southern California?....is it coming from some East Coast den of iniquity?....is it coming from a cat-house in N'awlins?...nope...guess where it's coming from...c'mon..GUESS.....no ideas?....it doesn't matter, you'd have never Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066594419544527272003-10-19T15:13:00.000-05:002003-10-19T15:13:39.566-05:00Chinese Food tastes better in Space...He said it...I didn't...personally, I LOVE ethinc food..Thai, Chinese, and especially Indian food...I LOVE it...and if Yang thinks it tastes EVEN BETTER when tasting it in a spacecraft, then SIGN ME UP.....I want to eat "General Tso Chicken with Fried Rice" in geo-synchronous orbit at least ONCE before I die....
Lt. Col. Yang Liwei, China's first human being in space, spent some of his time Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066594002549218802003-10-19T15:06:00.000-05:002003-10-19T15:06:42.650-05:00Lesbian "Quickie" SexSomeone PLEASE tell me what that entails...I REALLY want to know...just give me the visual idea...I'll take the rest from there....Please?...
A LESBIAN killer has been moved to another jail after seducing two female warders in a sex scandal more raunchy than anything in TV's Bad Girls.
Scheming Claire McDermott, 28, has been transferred from top-security Holloway jail after telling governors Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066593746207238902003-10-19T15:02:00.000-05:002003-10-19T15:02:26.356-05:00Under-appreciated...Bad Joke of the Day...A newly ordained monk arrives at a remote monastery. He is greeted there by the Abbot, and then is told he must take a vow of silence. If after 20 years, he maintains this vow, he will be allowed to utter two words.
The young monk swears the oath, and sets about his monkly duties. Twenty years pass. The Head monk calls him in to the office.
"Brother", starts the head monk, "you've done well Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066590584442844512003-10-19T14:09:00.000-05:002003-10-19T14:57:44.820-05:00Deep Fried PicklesWell, I'm back from Nashville, safe and sound....what a beautiful day to be driving...perfect blue sky, slightly cool temperature...Rolling Stones blasting...and the wife kicked back drinking a chocolate milkshake from the Dairy Queen.....I followed a semi truck hauling "hazardous chemicals" all the way from Nashville to the I40/I75 split just south of Knoxville...I stayed right behind that big Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066426682632139152003-10-17T16:38:00.000-05:002003-10-17T16:39:17.143-05:00I'm off to NashvilleSorry guys....I have some business to take care of in Nashville....so, I won't be back in the blogseat until Sunday evening....check back around dusk on Sunday...maybe something new will have appeared...until then, y'all have a good weekend....this is Straight White Guy..signing off....................*click*Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066424117274389452003-10-17T15:55:00.000-05:002003-10-17T15:55:35.036-05:00I guess I'll try another Friday Five1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
ok....2 Jars of Moonshine
8 bottles of Amber Bock Ale
1 bottle of dry Vermouth
1 bottle of sweet Vermouth
1 bottle of Goldschlager
2. Name five things in your freezer.
ice cubes
about 150 frozen burritos
a 3 year old frozen pizza
2 boxes of "Texas Toast"
more ground beef than I could EVER possibly eat
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
lighterErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066423355658655612003-10-17T15:42:00.000-05:002003-10-17T15:45:41.886-05:00Corner of the Bar GangMadfish Willie is up to no good again....trying his BEST to get us all to tell jokes and get hammered...all for the the honor of being in a elite group of patrons of his bar..known only as the "Corner of the Bar Gang"....check it out if you get a chance...he's got some good drinks recipes, and his jokes ain't bad either!....DAMMIT!!....I didn't make the list...I guess I'll just have to tell more Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066408714542624982003-10-17T11:38:00.000-05:002003-10-17T11:38:34.160-05:00RWC Continues...I know that everyone has been caught up in the baseball playoffs....I have to tell everyone that I was hoping to see a Sox/Cubs World Series....that would have been awesome...however, I didn't watch any of the games...AT ALL...why, you may ask?...because I would have missed the RUGBY!....So far, we've seen the big boys CRUSHING the little people...and I just want to say how INCREDIBLY PROUD I am Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066392674823978492003-10-17T07:11:00.000-05:002003-10-17T07:11:53.600-05:00More Naked Protestsdangit....I want to see a naked protest...I've never seen one...they seem to be happening EVERYwhere...and now, even the Mexicans are getting naked...I think we need to organize a naked protest in Knoxville...or Chattanooga...hmmm..
Tuesday, October 14, 2003 (Mexico City):
Dozens of nude and semi-nude Mexican farmers, men and women, from Veracruz state protested on Monday in front of the Angel Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066392141898367042003-10-17T07:02:00.000-05:002003-10-17T07:02:22.030-05:00Hurt Feelings is Equal to getting SMACKED..wow....I just wonder how long it is going to be before some wingnut has a law written up...which gives us jail time for choosing not to talk to EVERYONE at a party...and inadvertantly "causing them physical pain"....jeez....I can ALREADY here the whine beginning to build up steam....
Being snubbed socially provokes exactly the same brain response as being physically hurt, say US researchers.
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066391574628307202003-10-17T06:52:00.000-05:002003-10-17T06:52:54.810-05:00I am at a total loss for wordsI have no idea what message I'm going to send her..but, after seeing this...I HAVE to send her something....
this is NOT suitable for viewing at work, by the way...
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066391226561489372003-10-17T06:47:00.000-05:002003-10-17T06:47:06.220-05:00Bad Joke of the DayThere was once a slight built Scotsman and a heavy set Englishman who lived next door to each other...
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066340463139672942003-10-16T16:41:00.000-05:002003-10-16T16:41:02.703-05:00I'm having my first "Blog block"...I have just written three posts, and then deleted them all because I didn't like them...damn....I think I'll just read OTHER people's stuff tonight instead of posting....actually, I think that I'm just tired...today is only Thursday, and I'm tired....Tomorrow, after working, I have to drive to Nashville to spend the weekend...which means, that I won't arrive there until around midnight on Friday.Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-106633883534307432003-10-16T16:13:00.000-05:002003-10-16T16:13:55.286-05:00Bad Joke of the DayIt was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066303222382150902003-10-16T06:20:00.000-05:002003-10-16T06:20:22.223-05:00Hemingway Quote..."Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemingway
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066261572563182992003-10-15T18:46:00.000-05:002003-10-15T18:47:34.996-05:00A Thought on my Writing Style..or Lack of it...Alright...I was just over at the Acidman's site, and he mentioned in one his posts about his pet peve..peeve..pevee..what-the-hell-ever...dang...I need that dictionary now....anyway, you people know what I mean...grammar and punctuation when reading a blog...ok...so....I KNOW that some of you must hate all the periods I use when I'm typing...for that, I'm sorry.....I can't stop it...it has been Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066259416913661062003-10-15T18:10:00.000-05:002003-10-15T18:10:16.930-05:00The Latest in Contraception...be a Hippy..Nope, it's not my idea...I just read it on CNN...so, don't yell at ME...forget the condoms...ditch the sponge...hell, don't even worry about pulling out....just toke up a little ganja before the act, and you'll be ok...Why?...because your "little guys" will be too stoned to find the target area...
"The sperm from marijuana smokers were moving too fast too early," said Lani Burkman, lead author Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066234189542262392003-10-15T11:09:00.000-05:002003-10-15T11:18:39.300-05:00The "Full-Auto" SmileIf you have never had one...you should GET one...there is nothing in the world like the feeling of shooting a fully automatic weapon...military people will agree with me..but, for a civilian who likes to shoot, there is no bigger rush....I have seen lots of civilians fire their first machine gun....in the beginning, their reactions vary...from fear of the weapon...to uncertainty about what firingErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066229282630307402003-10-15T09:48:00.001-05:002003-10-15T09:49:17.090-05:00Quote of the DayThis one is from the Miami Herald....get the whole article HERE....
KANDAHAR, Afghanistan - Hundreds of Afghan troops backed by U.S. soldiers and helicopters attacked a suspected Taliban hide-out, killing at least four rebels and capturing eight others, Afghan and U.S. officials said Tuesday.
One Afghan soldier was killed and five others were wounded. Jan Mohammed Khan, governor of the central Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066228668521628302003-10-15T09:37:00.000-05:002003-10-15T09:37:48.160-05:00Sometimes the Internet is just SCARY...ok..how STUPID would you have to be to send nude photos of yourself over the internet to a complete stranger..hell, I even debated whether or not I should put MY photo up on this blog...the thought of having all you nuts look at me was scary at first...I'm quite shy, you know....but, then I thought...so what?....but THIS GUY needs a SERIOUS reality check....and that 16 year old needs a Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066221097788719922003-10-15T07:31:00.000-05:002003-10-15T07:38:06.846-05:00Motivational Recruiting Posterscourtesy of Strange Cosmos...
and THIS one is CLASSIC....
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066175539251750582003-10-14T18:52:00.000-05:002003-10-15T07:43:03.326-05:00I CAN'T HELP IT, DAMMIT!!!I was just over at Madfish Willie's Saloon....you know, having a look at the other drinks recipes....and DAMMIT....I was the only one who put up my recipe in Milliliters instead of ounces...EUROPE has CORRUPTED ME....I feel so ashamed...so abused...so DIRTY!....here was my recipe....my wife is a pharmacist...and she keeps an antique pharmaceutical measuring beaker beside my bar set...and that is Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066173276866538762003-10-14T18:14:00.000-05:002003-10-14T18:14:36.866-05:00Birthday Present Round-upAs of close-of-business today...I have received the following gifts for my birthday...
An "Aqua Tube"...it has little plastic fish in it, and when you plug it in, it looks like the fish are swimming around....sort of a poorman's fish tank...really reminds me of a lava lamp, though...I thought FOR SURE it was a bottle of Scotch...shaped the same, and even made "liquidy" noises when you shook it..Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066172427078748042003-10-14T18:00:00.000-05:002003-10-14T18:00:27.233-05:00DANG!...I post too much..I just realized, that since I started this blog thinggy just over a month ago... I have posted - on AVERAGE - of six times per 24 hour period...wow...is that too much?...that seems like a lot...maybe I shoud focus on quality over quantity....aaahhhh...screw it...I LIKE posting a lot....Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066167511758263262003-10-14T16:38:00.000-05:002003-10-14T17:56:30.956-05:00ANOTHER "Story From My Life"Usually, I just post jokes that crack me up,...or news stories that show me how crazy people are....but, sometimes, I get in the mood to tell a story...and I'm in one of those moods now....so, here is a story about humor, attraction, drinking too much, watching too much TV, blind dates, wrong things to say, and come-backs....anyway, off to the story..
Once upon a time, I had a cousin named ScottErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066146916165614372003-10-14T10:55:00.000-05:002003-10-14T10:55:51.506-05:00Bad Joke of the DayA young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you learned from that."
So the boy went Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066139877504082432003-10-14T08:57:00.000-05:002003-10-14T10:00:17.140-05:00Political Nugget of the DayI cannot BELIEVE that no one else caught this...PLEASE, dear bloggers....I am just a simple country boy...would one of you do me the personal favor of FISKING the living HELL out of this dude...please?
As sometimes happens with Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.), he let his mouth race ahead of his brain Wednesday night at a gathering of Young Democrats at the Washington nightspot Acropolis. After Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066131256862715822003-10-14T06:34:00.000-05:002003-10-14T06:34:16.540-05:00DANG!!..Beware the Penis-Snatchers..I always seem to find THESE STORIES...I SWEAR that I don't look for them on purpose....scout's honor...
"Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.
The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraidErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066131047140341412003-10-14T06:30:00.000-05:002003-10-14T07:10:46.240-05:00People Will Steal Anything - Part 2No comment...here it is...MORON
"VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A man was recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital on Tuesday after his apparent attempt to steal a roll of copper wire ended up giving him a 27,000-volt electrical shock.
The man was found on Monday wandering in a Surrey, British Columbia, railroad yard with second degree burns but without his shoes, which police said Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066084048701663342003-10-13T17:27:00.000-05:002003-10-13T17:28:37.480-05:00Ahhhh...now I can sleep in peace tonight...
Thanks to AIN'T DONE IT! for the link..
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-106608049155901032003-10-13T16:28:00.000-05:002003-10-13T17:18:00.250-05:00Deep Inside the British Mind...I just got this from a friend in the UK....man, it is pretty scary...think about it...a WHOLE GENERATION of Brits were brought up with this...and all those do-good'ers over here who wanna ban Wile E. Coyote??......gimme a break....Wile E. Coyote's influence has shaped me my entire life....man...I've had DREAMS about him actually catching that damn Roadrunner...my message to Mr. Coyote? "I'm with Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066043683194362482003-10-13T06:14:00.000-05:002003-10-13T06:14:43.156-05:00You've all been warnedEveryone was talking about that tiger attacking that Roy guy...I never watched the show...anyway, now, after the fact, the photos and videos of the actual attack are beginning to come out....this picture is pretty bad...It is DEFINITELY not for the faint of heart....
The Tiger that attacked Roy..
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066043390146937952003-10-13T06:09:00.000-05:002003-10-13T06:09:50.160-05:00Quote of the Day"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
thanks to Strange CosmosErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066042682045092932003-10-13T05:58:00.000-05:002003-10-13T06:02:30.056-05:00The Butt-Kicking Weekend ContinuesUpdate on the Sunday Poolfest Results...once again, I was thoroughly thrashed by Steve in both 8-ball, AND 9-ball...in our usual "race to seven", the score was thus:
8-ball....Steve, 7 to 4
9-ball....Steve, 7 to 3
..and I think he threw a few games so as not to embarrass me in my own house...I'm really gonna have to start practicing through the week..Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1066001670036841152003-10-12T18:34:00.000-05:002003-10-13T05:58:17.936-05:00I am being RECRUITED!!I have been approached by a member of The Alliance....so, should I become a rebel and fight against the evil White Glenn??....or, should I remain un-alligned, and mind my own business like the Swiss??...or should I join the DARK Forces of the Axis of Naughty??
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065966915774377792003-10-12T08:55:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:14:01.553-05:00Hat Tip to Dean MartinI love taking those little quizzy things you see all the time on the net....the latest one floating around is "Which member of the Rat Pack are you?"...well, I'm Dean...who would have guessed it, right?..anyway, out of respect for the fine man....this morning, you get a lovely song to humm all day...
LITTLE OLD WINE DRINKER ME.
I'M PRAYING FOR A RAIN IN CALIFORNIA
SO THE GRAPES CAN GROW AND Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065966308221978212003-10-12T08:45:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:14:22.553-05:00No CommentTHIS is just funny...sorry folks...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065963791944225282003-10-12T08:03:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:43:48.156-05:00"Ruff" YogaEvery day that I wake up, one of my first thoughts is - "wow...people are nuts"...and, sure enough...every morning, I go and read something that proves my point..
People are Crazy...but, maybe if I leave'em alone, they won't bother me...so, that's my motto..you can be crazy..just do it somewhere else...like South Beach...
"It's 5 p.m. You just got off work. But there's much to do.
The dog Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065963259811094952003-10-12T07:54:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:15:02.646-05:00The Nerve of Some PeopleI simply cannot believe this...is this lady on crack or what?...
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - The mother of a man who killed three co-workers before shooting himself in a workplace rampage has asked the company to compensate her for her son's death because it occurred at work, the company said on Tuesday.
Modine Manufacturing Co. has turned down the request by Nina Tichelkamp-Russell, the Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065960323910093162003-10-12T07:05:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:15:28.693-05:00DAMN DAWGS...So far...the Vols have been hit by a car, and attacked by a dawg...what's next?..getting struck by lightning?..more than likely, they'll get stepped on by an Elephant....damn....I had a horrible dream last night....Uga was chasing Smokey all over Neyland Stadium with the intent of humping his leg...after all, Uga is just a short little varmint..anyway, Smokey was howling and running around....andErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065915455955727952003-10-11T18:37:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:15:49.286-05:00Scottish Singing - Corrupting Europeans since 1993 You people have not LIVED until you've heard a gorgeous Scottish Lass blast out a version of "Rocky Top"...the accent definitely does something to it..I first taught it to her in 1993.......DAMN! I LOVE corrupting Europeans...you wanna imagine something incredibly funny....just imagine Scotty from the Enterprise singing this song...BWHAHAHHH
Let it ring boys!
Wish that I was on ole rocky top,Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065904693128838582003-10-11T15:38:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:16:10.223-05:00My Soul BrotherI finally decided that I'm going to Dahlonega on November 1st to eat pizza and get guitar lessons from the Acidman, and meet a bunch of North Georgia Bloggers....man, I sure hope I can hold my alcohol, stay in tune, and not get shot...I guess that depends on the outcome of the ball game tonight...I mean, if the Vols just bitch-slap the Dawgs all over Neyland, then I'll probably get my butt kickedErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065903975813954572003-10-11T15:26:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:16:30.863-05:00A Simple Truth About Blogging wow, I'm learning more and more every day...this just hit me out of the blue...an epiphany...a sudden revealing of the inner workings of the blogosphere....
..the more you drink, the more likely you are to leave comments on people's sites that you have just visited for the first time..
I was just on this site a minute ago, and read their first blog entry, and I had the overwhelming urge to Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065899824981139752003-10-11T14:17:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:45:22.810-05:00My Present to Myself.. I love getting presents...and when I treat MYSELF, it is even better...because I KNOW I'm gonna love it...and here is what I bought myself today...
This absolutely BEAUTIFUL Remington 700 Rifle...in 280 Rem.
And THIS kick-ass scope...Leupold Vari-X III 3.5-10x50mm....
oh yeah....HAPPY b-day to me....Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065894189888486702003-10-11T12:43:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:17:18.910-05:00For all you Chocoholics out there...Ever eat a nice piece of yummy chocolate, and gleefully chew on the nougat or whatever is inside?....sure you have...we all have....but read this and "think" about that yummy nougat next time..Muahahahaha
....The Article Is Here...
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065874584599884252003-10-11T07:16:00.000-05:002003-10-12T19:03:53.030-05:00New Tee-Shirt A friend of mine bought me this shirt a while back...I'm gonna wear it to the range today when I try out my new gun...not that it is important...but I thought you all should know..Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065874269805592832003-10-11T07:11:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:45:07.840-05:00Bad Joke of the Day Jim goes to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small penis and wants to know if anything can be done to help him.
Dr. Putz rolls his eyes and says: "Okay, let's have a look."
Jim drops his pants and Dr. Putz tries not to laugh.
"You're right!" smiles Dr. Putz. "You definitely need help! But you're in luck -- we have a new procedure that uses the DNA taken from the trunk of a Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065873516874236292003-10-11T06:58:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:45:44.200-05:00IT'S FOOTBALL Time in TENNESSEE!!..last week, the glorious Vols got run over by a Cadillac....this week, most people think they are about to get thrown around like a plush toy being played with by an angry dawg...I guess we'll just have to wait and SEE.....
GO BIG ORANGE...
Let's just hope we hear THIS being played a LOT more often than we did at Auburn...
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065825105685772402003-10-10T17:31:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:47:09.293-05:00OUTSTANDING Post This guy is so far to the right that he's.....well..RIGHT...
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST IF ...
- You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden
- You think President Bush lied to the nation but his predecessor did not.
- You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie Chicks,Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065820445084282532003-10-10T16:14:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:47:25.213-05:00HOT DAMN!! I just got home and got the mail...and I got a b-day present from the inlaws in Scotland...YEE HAA....
Update:...dammit...Wife says I have to wait till Tuesday to open it...DAMMIT!!!Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065811045894365462003-10-10T13:37:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:47:42.450-05:00As Requested...more Robert ServiceThis is one of his better known poems...I like it...I keep saying this, and I know that you all are doing it...but, his poems must be read out loud....anyway...here goes...
The Cremation of Sam McGee
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065810021682113912003-10-10T13:20:00.000-05:002003-10-12T19:04:41.420-05:00This is Toooo Weird for Words.. Child Molester Beaten by Past Victim
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A convicted child molester was beaten unconscious by one of his past victims while they shared a jail holding cell, authorities said.
The former victim, a 22-year-old man being held on a probation violation, recognized Kevin Kinder as the man who abused him and three other boys when he was 11.
He jumped on Kinder, punched him repeatedlyErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065783613575886512003-10-10T06:00:00.000-05:002003-10-12T19:05:03.373-05:00I love Kiwis... No, not the hairy fruits...the people...they will use ANY excuse to get naked in public...that is so cool...in this case, they claim it is in protest...but we all know better...they just like getting naked...
"Watched by half a dozen parliamentary security guards and the media, 11 people took off their clothes and -- joined by one fully clothed woman -- lay down on Parliament's grounds to spell Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065783319069092252003-10-10T05:55:00.000-05:002003-10-12T19:05:30.623-05:00A World of Miracles... We live in a world of miracles...truly, we do....A man in Moscow accidentally saws his manhood into SIX pieces, and through modern technology, he now has a functioning pecker again. First of all...how in the WORLD could he accidentally saw it into SIX pieces??...One piece..ok..yeah, that was an accident...but 6?!?!...That's just crazy...anyway, without further mention..here is the article....
"Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065782774896110532003-10-10T05:46:00.000-05:002003-10-12T19:05:49.903-05:00Back to the Gutter, sorry folks.. What ever you do, don't go to This Site....Muahah....I never knew that people suturing each other was a turn-on...but then again, I suppose a fetish is a fetish..and it really doesn't matter WHAT it is that gets you revved up...DANG!
"Got a kinky question that needs answering but don't know who to ask? The unshockable 'Ask Bizarre' team are always here to help."
I know...I know...how can I go Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065739107754289882003-10-09T17:38:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:44:42.200-05:00Robert Service Time.... Ok...quit your whining and bitching....this one is small...I promise..it won't hurt a bit.....oops....*dangit...how many times have I used THAT line before*.....crap...
Anyway, sit down, and read this one...especially all you guys with wimmin problems...
My Husbands
My first I wed when just sixteen
And he was sixty-five.
He treated me like any queen
The years he was alive.
Oh I betrayed him on Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065737031705200182003-10-09T17:03:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:18:04.003-05:00A Little Background to my Previous Post ..yes Wells broke his leg by jumping out the window...I think, by the way he first looked out the window, he thought he could make it.... Many of us had "spider dropped" out of windows at Marine Combat Training, or at the School of Infantry during MOUT training before.....but he didn't "spider drop"...he just JUMPED...and landed on asphalt...anyway, he was the kind of guy who would do really Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065707374429064412003-10-09T08:49:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:18:22.426-05:00Weird Things I've Seen...Wells, Part 1 I saw the Skippy list over at Argghhh!!! the other day, and that got me thinking....I've been told "not to do stuff" by my fearless leaders a few times...and one time in particular that I remember, was being told "Do NOT Jump out of WINDOWS"....I immediately thought..."Okey Dokey"...funny thing is, I never actually had thought of jumping out of a window until they said that....anyway...on to the Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065699825508538112003-10-09T06:43:00.000-05:002003-10-12T18:44:13.013-05:00Homosexuals Get DISNEY DAY!! First of all...anytime ANY group of people want to have ANY thing all to themselves, I get suspiscious..regardless, Disneyland has a "Gay Day"....ok......but...the coolest thing about this article is that it tells you about Disneyland being a no-fly zone...wow...that's just WEIRD....sorry...strayed off topic again...I wonder when "Straight Day" is at Disneyland...
"(Disney is) the only Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065659525134719722003-10-08T19:32:00.000-05:002003-10-08T19:34:04.770-05:00I just had to do it...
Yep...I took the "Geek Quiz"..
hmmm...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065658857345045752003-10-08T19:20:00.000-05:002003-10-09T07:18:49.726-05:00BBQ Ribs...
Tonight, I bbq'd the BEST ribs on the planet ..on my back deck....I still, as I sit here...am unsure of which was best...sittin' on the deck sipping Scotch and watching the ribs cook...or eating them after they were done..both experiences were absoLUTELY wonderful...here in southeastern Tennessee, the leaves are starting to change a bit...great colors...the evenings and mornings are Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065649681046760962003-10-08T16:48:00.000-05:002003-10-09T07:01:24.800-05:00It's Official...I'm an "Old Guy"
...two things have happened this week which have totally freaked me out...the other day, over lunch, I was telling a story...as you sometimes do....and I was describing this Australian guy who I had spoken to as he walked up my driveway in Scotland....ANYWAY, he was going to my house because his Great Great Grandfather had lived there back about 1840 or something.Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065639667387024282003-10-08T14:01:00.000-05:002003-10-08T14:01:07.490-05:00The Skippy "Do Not Do" List...
I've got some things to add to this list...."Don't jump out of windows"....comes to mind...anyway, that is for another story....This is a really funny list of things that young soldier Skippy has been told that he can't do....check it out...
Big thanks to Argghhh!!! for the link...
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065626955142105602003-10-08T10:29:00.000-05:002003-10-08T10:29:14.860-05:00Cool Tee-shirt Alert...
I just walked through the plant, and there was this dude with a shirt that had this written on it.....
"You were my pet in a former life"
BWHAHAHAA...I want a shirt like that....Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065613112564244812003-10-08T06:38:00.000-05:002003-10-08T07:04:51.813-05:00I Really Love America...
"My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty..of thee I sing"...ahhhh sigh...I just heard that Ahnuld got elected....yippee!!....but, I'm confused...how could anyone pass up an opportunity to vote for a candidate running on issues such as this??
The ad features Carey striking various provocative poses as she pledges to tax breast implants and legalize gay marriage if Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065609413025962682003-10-08T05:36:00.000-05:002003-10-08T05:36:52.640-05:00Fresh from the Morning's E-mail...
...and I thought I'd share..
A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
He said..."Nelson!"
The radio asked, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued. "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065572100555903212003-10-07T19:15:00.000-05:002003-10-07T19:22:44.273-05:00HOLY COW!!
I just had someone from Nicaragua on my site....WOW..quick!!! Up against the wall....who are you, and what are you doing here?..heheh....just kidding...dang...This is ALL too crazy..first France...then Belgium, Germany, and Uzbekistan....now Nicaragua?....I'm flippin' out....Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065571191036757012003-10-07T18:59:00.000-05:002003-10-07T19:02:37.693-05:00DAMN...I Haven't Seen a fisk like this since.....WOW...
No neet to continue farther....just read this NOW...she said things that are rare these days...totally HONEST...and totally TRUE....GO Serentity....
"Any possible Syrian military reaction was ruled out. In its last major war with Israel, when Ariel Sharon, now the Israeli prime minister, led the invasion of Lebanon in 1982, Syria lost someErichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065564922340193842003-10-07T17:15:00.000-05:002003-10-07T17:19:13.196-05:00Joke of the Day..
I know it's an oldie..but I accidentally laughted out loud while reading it again...so, it surely deserves a mention....plus, I like it when people say "womanhood"...
A general store owner hires a shapely young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts -- and no panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the pretty clerk, and then glances at the loaves Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065563419130523162003-10-07T16:50:00.000-05:002003-10-07T17:01:45.410-05:00I'm New to This..
OK..first of all, yesterday I posted an observation about everyone in the blogosphere either having something to do with the name "Eric", or being down with some sort of bug...dammit...that'll teach me...because, I woke up this morning...and MY name is Eric, and I'M sick...coincidence?..I just don't know....but I've stopped trying to find a method in this madness of blogging...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065530919087117632003-10-07T07:48:00.000-05:002003-10-07T07:48:38.773-05:00Dead Comments
Sorry folks, I nuked my comments...I updated to a comments section that is actually UP sometimes...but hey, it's all free...so, no point in crying about it...but, the fact remains that all my old comments are gone...dangit..sorry....feel free to leave some more..I promise to be more gentle with them in the future...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065526538493916112003-10-07T06:35:00.000-05:002003-10-07T06:35:38.273-05:00Debate About Genetic Engineering....
Looks like the Kiwis are tackling public opinion on GE modified stuff by putting up...uh...entertaining billboards...am I offended?...not in the least...but it does make me wonder...who came up with the idea of a woman with four breasts?...
The billboard was intended to be disturbing, but few people, except perhaps "stupid white men", should be offended, she Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065526196215825472003-10-07T06:29:00.000-05:002003-10-07T06:29:56.043-05:00People will steal ANYTHING...
and as an aside...people in Naples are kinda strange..
"NAPLES -- The lawn-ornament bandit preying upon Naples' upper crust has left behind little but a vague eyewitness description: white man, light hair, 6 feet 2.
Oh, and this: He has a taste for the extremely expensive and, some might even say, the tacky, including a life-sized bronze alligator, a ballerina, a Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065482448388989622003-10-06T18:20:00.000-05:002003-10-06T19:20:42.163-05:00And BY THE WAY...
When you re-read your last post, and laugh so hard at yourself that you spill Scotch all over your keyboard, it is NOT funny....I repeat....NOT....dammit...I'm going to go and watch the discovery channel now.....good night...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065482334215416352003-10-06T18:18:00.000-05:002003-10-06T18:21:20.586-05:00How INCREDIBLY Fucking Sad...
that's it...THAT'S IT....I go to all the trouble to install that little java script thinggy on the bottom of my page to find out where all you nuts are coming from...and I watch it...and I watch it....pour another Scotch...still watching the damn thing...and then it happens...what I've been waiting for....the final answer on where all of you people are coming from..
Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5792902.post-1065479646702701622003-10-06T17:34:00.000-05:002003-10-07T11:22:46.343-05:00My Observation of the Blogosphere...
Firstly...I ain't been doing this very long, so you'll just have to bear with me...
1. Everyone with a blog either is married to an Eric, has a brother named Eric, or is named Eric themselves....and ANOTHER one....LeeAnn had a CAR named Eric...sheesh...by the way...my name is Eric....dang...and none of these people are me...
2. Blogging must cause people to Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10721638303854227314noreply@blogger.com